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September 29th, 2008


12:48 pm
7 cops raided my house this morning looking for my former roommate.

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September 18th, 2008


07:17 pm
Which one of you little photogrofarts has a Flickr account?

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05:20 pm - Hungry?


Chubby Children make me hungry in the sickening way.

sweet dreams.

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01:35 pm
Try not to wet your panties. Ellen Degeneres is the new covergirl.

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August 18th, 2008


03:38 pm - Hello
If you want to make your pussy wet, go here

If you want to look at boobs and watch sexy time scenes from all your favorite movies go here

so... how have you all been for the past 2 years?

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03:30 pm - Hello
If you want to make your pussy wet, go here

If you want to look at boobs and watch sexy time scenes from all your favorite movies go here

so... how have you all been for the past 2 years?

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November 12th, 2007


06:40 pm - have a depressing poem
.HEART.

swollen and hardened and turned on it's side.
poisoning the body to which it has lied
spreading the venom that seaps through it's skin
above and below the curled bones it's caged in
Current Mood: disappointedunibrowish
Current Music: don't think twice it's alright by Bob Dylan

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October 6th, 2006


06:57 am - well what's 2 years in the grand scheme of things ?
The reason for my agonizing shame and embarassment:

There is a folder sitting on my desktop. In this folder I keep a single picture of each person I have slept with.

the folder is titled " the history of ice fishing and how it relates to your mother" .
It's cryptic.

The reason for my dibilitating depression:

I am 20.
Today a child who looked like they belonged in a carriage with a pacifier and a glow worm approached me on the sidewalk and handed me a flyer in order to promote a fund raiser. It was a fundraiser for the freshman at Santa Susana High School.
I am 20.

The reason for my amazing attitude and optimism despite the aforementioned circumstances:

The fourth season of the Ellen Degeneres Show.


...or it could have been the 9 glasses of scotch.

is it the wrong time to mention that i really want to sleep with a 40 year old man ?
Current Mood: awakethat is me
Current Music: thirtysomething

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May 21st, 2005


11:25 pm
blow to my massive ego-check



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dear george lucas,
these people are the reason that you are able to feed yourself bacon and cheese dip from a diamond encrusted bucket... so when you are riding around in your golden helicopter, think of us ...

p.s. thank you for silencing jar jar binks
Current Mood: rejectedagh
Current Music: jon brion-knock yourself out

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May 4th, 2005


06:20 pm
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happy 4-20

anything you want i shot it Collapse )

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